Never Tell a Lie

Never Tell a Lie

Lead: Paul Hatch

My teacher told me I should never tell a lie

Because a lie will bring you trouble sure as pie

It's an awful thing to do, and it's true as true as true

You'll get caught and then you'll start to cry

You'll have a horrid, painful pounding in your head

And then you'll feel your face get hot and turn bright red

Then your heart will start to thump

In your throat you'll get a lump

And you'll feel so bad you'll wish that you could

lie right down and die

You're just better off to never tell a lie

Not even sometimes!

Remember, never, never tell a lie
No lie